Qualified Woman

heatandapathy:

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

hilarydank:

*sees anyone interacting with anyone other than me* wow I guess you just forgot all about me. I guess it was all just lies and I read too much into it but I actually thought you liked me? what a fool I am

tygermama:

cyanophobia1:

thecutestcatever:

toastycursedcats:

Taking a tumble down your tumblr dash (sound on)

Poor baby!!! Someone save them!!

t-the noise- Icantbreath

omg, I die

armorbird-archive:

okccomputer:

honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”

big fucking mood

memelovingbot:

secret government agent: say it
me: *spits blood at agents feet*
secret government agent: say the weed number

automatically:

when they talking shit about someone you hate